After last night I still want u
But please keep that on the DL
So I'm going back to my apartment just to get my vibrator.
I thought you were moving in with your boyfriend for the summer?
Well....one will keep me from having to pay rent and the other satisfies. I'll let you figure it out.
I just told her she was a heartbeat above a blowup doll.
It is obvious to me now why clam chowder & beer aren't a good combo.
this crazy girl in up in Dennys is going crazy because Bob Saget just texted her.
We'll cross that bridge when we come to it... Or burn it. Either way we'll deal with it later
I thinking of taking all of the pics of his dick that he's sent me and making a calendar.
Also, not pregnant! Way to go uterus! Good job on being a team player!
After seeing how much you are able to funnel in a night, I am 90% sure your blood is pure gin.
I have no idea. He was just running around wearing a horse mask yelling "bumfuck" repeatedly. We figured we'd just let him get it out of his system.
Apparently there was a black out and the security alarms went off except I was convinced it was the microwaves and made ben unplug them all then got really frustrated cos he wasnt doing it right
Then he kissed my hand sensually and said "you're a Black Queen. Don't let anyone tell you different."
I was just wicked nice to a telemarketer... that's how stoned this woman got me.
So the other day we finished having sex and he literally said "what are we going to do about your vagina?" Like, I hadn't even dismounted him yet.
We walked around last night for hours saying nothing but nom nom nom and barking at each other.
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