I would make tea from her tampons just to see her tits
How am I supposed to spread my seed with you "modern women" and your birth control?
How am I still drunk? Whoever said breakfast is the most important meal obviously didn't skip dinner and go drinking.
She solidified the fact that the icon from Wendy's is the only ginger I care for
Question: does the slut gene come from the mother or the father? im trying to figure out who to blame.
Her mom is home on her lunch break. Guess who's hiding In the Closet?
I am VERY upset that you called my fiesta a waste of time.
Hardly remember what he looks like and the man has seen me passed out spread eagle. I begin this journey with such a disadvantage.
he called us the olsen twins. we also rapped ignition much to his dismay.
We shall study the pictures later and see if his penis is worth my time.
If you don't sing me a lullaby then I'll just take shots till I pass out
He said he was a banker. Then he told me he made 15 an hour. I said he was a shitty banker then fucked his friend.
Adulthood is punching a guy in the face when you find out he's trying to fuck you and he's married instead of fucking him regardless and believing anything he says
I feel like I should send her I'm sorry I've been fucking your boyfriend flowers.
I'm going to blackout. I realize this
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