I think I know how big ted kennedy's penis is.
Well, I fucked her. But the sex wasn't all that great. Morning sex never is
Where's the Hot Mess Express headed tonight?
I hope that's not the new nickname for my friends and me.
all we did was drink wine and talk about how people who dont have facebook dont exist.
they said they heard you say put it in my butt
While my grandpa showed the family a slide show he accidentally included a topless photo of his new gf.
i walked toward the cop car thinking it was the liquor store lights nd by that time it was too late to escape the trap
it's great music for shaving your balls
Best part of failing a semester of college: not having to buy books next semester. I can drink to that
She found the planted magnum condom..once she figured it out it was too late.
I'm gonna eat more dunkaroos to cope with what's in my vagina.
She couldn't understand why my walking in on her 70 year old parents ruined any chance of a boner for at least an hour. I think she's too slow for me to fornicate with.
If by fun you mean, did I meet her cousin for the.first time and bang him, then yes it was a productive evening.
God gave you your own nipples for a reason.
Give me the sexing that I truly desire and I will reveal to you the mysterious location of the PBR's
Randomize
