it doesn't count as moral degradation if you win the strip off -right?
i just stepped in cum. i hate you.
Thats what happens when you don't swallow.
so its official, girls can see a boner through my snuggie.
yeah they are definitely having sex in that car. joe just yelled through the window telling them to do the "titanic hand print thing"
she drove 3 hrs one way just to sleep with me. I felt bad complaining about paying for condoms.
She wanted to to do it on top of a horse, I can't compete with that
i look like a southern belle. however, i am around a million kegs. so i will be a southern shitshow.
get ready to load up the weird cannon and blow a load of buck-wildness all over the place people
Get here, there are important joints to be smoked and pies to be eaten
You would be so proud at how green we're being. Re-using last night's jello shot containers.. saving the world one step at a time
So apparently when I'm drunk and want water I pant like a dog and expect to have water given to me..
I just interrupted this girl giving a dude head in a parked car on the south side. Going down on your guy while you're parked in front of your house because you don't want your parents catching you is fine by me, just don't block the fire hydrant.
OF COURSE I FUCKED HIM! Did you not read the part about him having red and green Christmas condoms?
I peed in front of kids, unfortunately
hurry there's a jack Daniels slip n slide and clothes are coming off faster than I can even comprehend oh thank god for autocorrect
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