Kris Allen: Jason Mraz mixed with John Mayer and a splash of orgasmmm
The guy in front of me in Sociology is definitely working on my farm in farmville. Never met him before. Do I thank him?
"Does your mom know how big your cock is?" Worst dirty talk I've ever had.
i dont know what to do
with your life?
no, with my silly bandz, im already wearing 3
i mean i should have known that when i started taking shots with my zumba instructor i was in for a rough night...
my host sister just stared at me as i knocked over the lamp, then took out all my chocolate, walked into the bathroom, and locked the door. i'm officially the worst exchange student ever.
You know summer is almost over when ur school booty calls start hitting u up as if solidifying their spot in drunken mistakes for next semester
I give him a gold star every time I orgasm. His room looks like he's freaking King Midas.
I consented to having my finger branded. How was your night?
Come over we're celebrating the one month anniversary of her first 4/20
Giiiirl. Just had a BM that almost killed me.
She gave me a can of steel reserve to pour on myself in the shower
Hold me and let me compliment your butt
Idk how much of a virgin he is but I'm tryna find out.
I wish there were more things in this world as wonderful as string cheese
Surriously
Randomize
