she lunged for my junk like it was the cure for swine flu
question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
He yelled "HERE COMES THE WARMTH" before he pissed his pants. In front of the whole party.
he was wearing a tuxedo, i was naked...it's a long story.
We took up a collection and paid her $50 to eat a piece of meat. Vegetarian morals trumped once again by cash.
I would like to add..this is the first november for two years that i haven't cheated on a bf...thank you..thank you
i think i had a heart attack, prayed, and jizzed my pants.all at once.
He sent a pic, I sent one back. Then nothing. It's like we sext-messaged goodbye and ended the relationship.
Nah I'm perfectly content solely banging the married bartender once a week.
That's practically a relationship for you
I just ran into the married chick you banged 2 years ago at our apt! She asked me if I could get her coke! Memories bro. Memories
Something tells me your "Titties for Tracy Morgan" fundraiser won't pan out.
So. Somehow managed to fuck my contacts out of my eyes. Didn't know that was even possible.
I feel a little uneasy about having my grandma sleep in my bed that I've banged chicks in not too long ago... Fuckin blizzards
I just found a samari sword in the couch. I'm about to take like 5 shots and pretend to be captain jack sparrow
well you did quote socrates while playing beer pong and then proceeded to fall down
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