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(402): View more from Nebraska

Third unemployed latin in my bed this week. I'm on a roll

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(561): View more from Florida

As a matter of fact my bong is named Hulkamania brother

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(518): View more from New York

apparently people get pissed when you take the bag of wine out of the franzia box and put it in your purse before leaving the party

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(617): View more from Massachusetts

the cop cuffed us all with 40's still taped to our hands

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(716): View more from New York

So even though we broke up apparently according to my voice mail you still like me, with smurfs while riding on a boat.

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(484): View more from Pennsylvania

so how does soaking flintstones gummy vitamins in vodka not make perfect sense

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(303): View more from Colorado

Nuts. Absolutely nuts. she just screamed in my face something about not knowing whats happening and then got tackled by a dude

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(541): View more from Oregon

After the day I've had, I can't decide if donuts or fireball would be the appropriate priority.

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She totals her lexus and all she wants is to have crazy wild sex.

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