Do you think they'll have a special part during the BET awards for Michael Jackson even though he turned white?
I pulled out and her Nuva ring was around my dick... It was like I won a carnival game for adults... I asked her where my big stuffed bear was
I don't care if its bassically 3rd world. A country without a drinking age is a country without a drinking age.
You were spooning my trash can and I had to crumble cookies on the floor by your face to get you to eat
she asked me if i can do her a favor, came over, and gave me head then left. i still dont understand how that was a favor for her.
Get out here. Doing shots with the delivery guy. Also, the food is here
you referred to yourself as the crossing guard because of your neon shirt and began directing bar traffic
while she was riding me, she looked at me and said "this is why mom told me learning how to ride a horse would be important for my future"
Also I just had a flash back ... He told me I have nice nipples and then asked me about yours..
And after we debated politics. My dream come true: naked, just got done having great sex with a hot mixed guy, talking about why social welfare programs are a bad idea
May or may not have just put tequila in my special "kids+" orange juice fortified with vitamins a, b, c, d, e, and now t.
The walk home lasted longer than the sex. He lives in the flat above the bar.
bought even stevens on dvd and enough weed and pizza bagels to last us a week.. ready to get snowed in?
I'm here. Help me get the salsa and bong inside.
I am attempting to break the habit of calling him daddy.
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