Come with me and I'll find you a girl. What's your type?
Vagina
just had sex with a midget and didnt wrap it... were totally gonna have a tv show :)
dude im at a party with a bunch of 17 year old gilrs this is awesome
no its not leave
Fail #1 I puked off the balcony onto the balcony below us and when I tried to pour water on it in the morning to wash it off it just went all over their deck. Sorry room 1342 but welcome to Jamaica
We'll cross that bridge when we come to it... Or burn it. Either way we'll deal with it later
Who would have thought google would have HELPED me fail a test...not pass...thank you pacman, thank you google....
My ex just sent me a message asking if she could blow me, but only if we get caught by her new bf. If she promises to swallow I'm doing it.
he came in the room wearing gloves & rapping while eating a corndog
knight in shining armor
ask me again when I'm sobewr aka tuesday
He is nice. Kind of short though. But didn't try to rub his jean cock on me.
Which I appreciated.
We just got busted fucking in the hammock by his roommate...I'm so out of here as soon as hes asleep....
I'm in the woods tripping balls the water is rising why don't you answer me
DONT TELL ME I CANT HAVE AN ENTIRE BOTTLE OF VODKA AT DINNER. IM AN ADULT. I PAY BILLS.
Spent 38 bucks on dollar wells last night. I'm pretty sure my liver is staging a mutiny right now.
You're lucky I'm holding your vagina in my best interests
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