I just am on my way home.. i had 3 and one startd crying and puking.. so they went home. one bitch fuckin ruined it for evryone.. u playin cards?
its was like we drinking an entire bottle of mystery
My boobs are feeling quite sensitive so I told them, " you is smart, you is kind, you is important" that should do the trick.
Plus, it's just valuable. Virgin pee is very well-priced.
You puked on the bar then proceeded to walk out. I told the bartender some girl walked up, puked and left and he gave me a free drink. Hope you got home safe.
Yesterday you said I was the best.
No. I said you DID your best. There's a huge difference.
Just found some confetti on my nipple if that's any indicator of how the night went
moral of the story: if your going to mix ambien and free skyclub alcohol, take a direct flight or have a layover in a city you wouldn't mind having to return to for a court date.
Then while I was crying on his shoulder, he got a boner. Soo. I kinda just hopped on.
I'm a great relationship counselor. My vagina will let you know if your relationship is gonna work or not.
Update: I spent 10 minutes trying to fish out a rogue vagina weight.
I've slapped too many boys and done too many naked laps for it only to be 10:30pm
I mean, if I asked you, would you cum on cotton candy for me?
You will be reminded everyday when you witness my majestic mustache.
he called her and asked for me. he wants to do dinner and a movie
her booty call wants to take you to dinner?
Randomize
