you fucking puked into the top of the beer bong while i was chugging from it. when i realized i was chugging your vomit, i vomitted on the floor. she kicked us both out.
I am highly attracted to the men and that's all i can say. I do not clap and make noises but i do turn to the side and say how i'd do incredible things to them if given the chance
my mom and grandma just had a splits competition. slut runs in the family
It's the eternal vodka... it never seems to go away
Well he has that kind of carefree attitude that comes from a big penis
i figure now that we're number one party school im obligated to black out at least 4 days a week. andddd go.
you were trying to control your nosebleed while having someone hold your four loko while you drank it through a straw. all at the same time. that is commitment.
What do you mean how did you end up there? You told him he had a face you'd like to ride, that's a deal sealer in any language.
Turn on the Discovery Channel
Lets fuck to motorcycle gang fighting
jen just told me ur idea of revenge was saluting while letting his bong float away while attached to some balloons.
Besides you're a Tennessee fan and it'd be against my religion to have your penis inside me today.
I'm at the level of despair that only Panda Express can fix
It's become almost a Pavlovian response. The sound of the vacuum being run by hubby causes an instantaneous involuntary orgasm.
Going to the pool bar doesn’t exactly count as “exploring”
you said, "I wonder what your mum is doing right now." in the middle of sex, of course I threw up on you.
Randomize
