video games are the ultimate cock blocker
why weren't you at the audition last night?
booty call before role call
She even gives head with a lisp.
maybe i'll make good life choices and keep my legs closed. periodically txt me friday and saturday night saying "baby carrot round 2" that should stop me.
I found out what happened to that girls weave last night. It was draped over a bush in my backyard.
He was a bulldog and my face was like rare meat. Never again with the drunken ones.
She came to college a virgin and left on court order. We ruined her.
maybe you should do the old hyperventilate, take a shot of vodka, sniff someone's hair trick
When we do our power hour over Skype I'm just going to sit on the toilet so that way I won't have to get up in the middle of it and miss any shots
I mean i can't really be mad...either way i was gonna fuck him or hate fuck him, so it's basically a win/win situation.
I can't go to class, I have all this weed to sell
They need to eat meat, go down on me the first time, every time, and know how to pull my hair. And there's a height requirement for this ride
I hope the lord has blessed you with many tampons, child.
That's right. I just LL Cool J'ed you up in this bitch. Zero fucks.
I haven't gotten dressed in 4 days. God bless you, unemployment.
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