Who do you think planted the wheat? Who do you think cleared the land and killed off the native inhabitants? Women?
he doesn't care that i have a boyfriend so why should i?
logic in its finest
She was blacklisted from the Uhaul center...what the fuck do you have to do to get blacklisted from a Uhaul center
when i'm drunk i think im just gonna point at him and yell adultery is a sinnnn. youre going to helllll
the threesome consisted of him fingering dana while i laid next to them watching how i met your mother.
He passed out. Woke up long enough to declare himself "the sauce boss" and then bit me in the face.
At least he's enough of a gentleman to not make me do the walk of shame dressed as Santa.
Your CAR. Is in a LAKE. I'd say "a big mess" is a pretty conservative description of the situation.
I want him to rummage through my vagina. with unwashed hands.
Her dad high fived me on the way out the door. Not the reaction i expected after she came so loud.
Seriously you've eaten pizza pockets for every meal for the past 4 days
Well to be fair I wasn't alive for breakfast 2 out of 4 days
I need a drink and a shade of lipstick that will put the fear of God in a man's heart.
I think he bit my vagina. Who does that?
Is it a bad sign starting the new year off naked, wet, and alone?
Asking for a friend of course
Through a complicated series of events, I wound up in the desert with a blue chick from comic-con. we lost peter. if you're alive, please come get us.
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