the stripper made me go home becuz she had to take her kid to a birthday party in the morning
do you know anything about the $5 bill with my name stapled to it in my purse??
is it just my freshly shaved vagina or is the guy at the end of the table pretty cute??
The Fresno prostitute seemed offended all I wanted from her was directions back to the freeway.
im pretty sure your bra is in my room hanging on my shark pinata
I wonder what acid is like for a blind person... Can we find this out?
my dad just paid them in porn...i no longer feel guilty for getting hammered and not helping
I'm not really made for random hookups.. i'm like a swan.. i don't wanna have random swan sex. i just wanna have one swan hubby and fly around the world together and eat bread that people throw at us..
Cleaning my pipe and using the left over resin solution to make THC laced rolling papers and a jar of hash oil/honey for my tea
WE USE THE WHOLE BUFFALO
Only you would have a vasectomy while you're awake and report on the soundtrack first
I'm sorry but the visual image of you suffocating on vagina is basically hysterical
There's a guy running dressed as a bunny toward your house.
I ate 1200 calories worth of chocolate covered marshmallows and googled why it is okay to be single forever
At least your nickname is not Plunge Slut and that nickname is not in a published thesis work
ok morning sex is a totally valid reason to come in late... ur good, cya in 20
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