I was about to buy asher roth's album and then i realized he was a ginger. can't support
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
Well, McDonalds 'escorted' me out after I passed out mid-order
if your not going to answer your phone this is just going to be an embarrassment tomorrow
When are you comin back?
probably mid next week, depending on when i finish my remaining half gallons
I realize now that I left my pants on that table in the downstairs bathroom at you house on Tuesday....
Seriously this night has "go home now before you cry, puke or scream on someone" written all over it.
Oh my god, I totally forgot we call your penis "Godzilla's Tail".
I survive off of bourbon and the tears of others only
Other than trying to finger me on the couch in the middle of the bar a few times, you were fine.
Dude I used amphetamines responsibly today though. I snorted one in the am for work and then chewed one in the pm for other work. I'm an adult.
I think I must have activated my bat signal.... All three of my FWBs contacted me today!
color coded lube a great way to organize my bootie calls
Well, you started screaming "I dont know you GO AWAY" to your mom when she was holding your hair as you threw up in her garden.
She made kool-aid with tequila instead of water and rolled a blunt about the size of an Oscar Mayer hot dog. Best blind date I've ever had. I think I will love her tell my dieing day!
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