worst lay ever....
as long as you cum, there is no bad sex
ya... thank god for condoms, I was able to fake it... I stand by my original statement
I don't think you have the libido for two women at the same time
I think you underestimate the amount of time spent masturbating
alcohol. turning childhood friends into awkward hookups since the dawn of civilization.
she acted like she'd never seen someone do speed off of a desk with a rolled up receipt. and she calls herself a grad student.
Referring to yourself in third person during sex is apparently an instant turn off
What would you do if you came home and i was in nothing but the table cloth?
I might have to break the "you stay out of my sister and ill stay out of yours" pact that i have with tim
So he might be the smartest man alive. He had the stripper pick him up taco bell on the way to the room for an extra 50 bucks.
Sorry, but you probably shouldn't come over. I'm too sober for this.
She's the drunk girl with the air-horn and sunflower seeds.
Not sure I just ate a really big pot brownie, I feel like my future is uncertain
Good. We don't answer calls at dick thirty.
It was really strange. I feel like I had sex with a synchronized swimmer.
Your skill with memes is vaguely frightening
If he’s halfway attractive, employed and cool with me having boytoys, I’ll marry him
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