if you're gona send my txt to that site at least change my area code plz
Damn I can't remmbre the last tome I had sobr sex
Um. I believe with my boyfriend, slut
Fuck. Wron person. But yea
It took us hanging out like four times to kiss. Id like to fuck you before I'm 30
You kicked in the door when she was blowing him. You dont remember do you?
Well, it's hard to say. Last night he puked a perfect circle around him on the floor, and then sat in it insisting it would protect him from the smoke monster. He's was still there last time I checked.
You can do it. What doesn't kill us just drives us to drink
Where is a good place to buy a New Year's outfit that acknowledges I don't have tits but screams I suck dick like a champ?
I want a calm night. Not one where I wake up to you topless and bloody.
Man i fell asleep on a random persons porch on the way home and woke up to the family banging on the windows trying to wake me up
He made a deal with his real estate agent called fucking in 50 properties for sale
I bought the restaurant a boat airhorn to wake up sleeping employees.
I love you
I slept on her porch...in her dads handcuffs
Did we actually play with swords last night or did I dream that?
First non virgin Sunday. Bursts into flames.
He's a downgrade and it was quick. But it was dick nonetheless.
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