Im eating ham and mustard naked, watching south park, but its totally cool cuz the paper plate is covering my nuts
So I just introduced myself to this guy in front of me and now he's saving my pictures on facebook to his phone..
I hope you shit your pants in a socially devastating situation.
So we tried to 69 with him on top. NEVER TRY IT. His balls were in my eyes and it was terrifying.
Me and my dog bond so much when im high.
My boobs are too big for things to be going this downhill in my life.
its ok, the prom king gave me his crown to puke in
So help my penis see only you. Give him some attention as well.
I can't stop drooling did you spike my drink?
I just ate 6 cheeseburgers with some homeless guy. Pretty epic.
It was his birthday and he drunkenly offered me Portillo's and diamonds in exchange for a snap chat of my boobs. Even sober it seemed like a good idea at 3 in the morning.
My life has come to reading articles about dating an ex heroin addict. I'm doing well.
Sorry, fell into some ass. Call you tomorrow.
nyquil+orgasm=very intense and oddly interesting
I’ve basically been controlling him with my tits for months now, so I can’t even imagine what would happen if I start banging him
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