I'll just stay a virgin forever then
You still have to go anyway
Then I guess I'll have to start sleeping around
they say Disney World is the happiest place on Earth. It's a close second to the Super 8 on route 18. That place holds some great memories.
Did you write your name in the dust on our toilet tank?
Just break the ice by asking who had to take plan b this past semester
Lol. No. We cannot eat chicken while we have sex. No.
Accidently said "your going to hurt the baby" when he got forceful with his thrusts. I guess I forgot to mention to him that we are pregnant.
I have so much shit FLYING through my head. They're all in magic carpets and everything
At least you got some premium homework time. Still drinking vodka from a coffee cup?
I switched to water. When the numbers get blurry you are no longer being productive.
Things bear mace does not do: repel bears. Things bear mace does do: piss off bears, give bystanders asthma attacks. Lesson learned
holy shit thats the most artistic dick pic ever
I say we start a new tradition. I came up with it all by myself. It's called work out, lay out, black out
I just smoked weed out of a baked potato.
You rock my world.
WTF DUDE?
Stay calm. I'm sure there's a heterosexual explanation for this
That's not a current picture, because if you look deep enough into my eyes you can still see morals. Not these days.
This girl is wasted dancing to The Final Countdown. She's grinding on a guy who came to the bar in a track jacket and a wife beater
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