He keeps looking? I tried to shag. I invited him to this table but he went to ze other one! If he shaves his 'tache I would totally hit it.
i hope the fucking fire crotch burns his mouth
Judging by what she did last night, I would say at least 4 of them have mono now.
i walked outside and you were driving up the stairs to her apartment
Im in mikes bed telling my vagina I'm sorry in advance.
Yeah dude. Pulled out the couch and a bird flew at me. Please tell me who put a bird in my house.
Everyone here knows my boyfriend as "Half Baked". Life, he's doing it right.
I sincerely hope you find your fuck buddy and have a wonderful night of champagne and whores
There is this threesome scene that is literally 10 minutes of straight fucking
Omg so it's educational?
It was like the icing on a beautiful fuck boy cake.
Yiu ever laugh so hard you stop breathing? Turns out weed -can- kill you.
Sex on the trampoline with your two best friends cheering you on: PRICELESS.
Started dabbing in blow again because he always hated that I did it. Yuh I’m doing drugs but at least I’m doing me?
Going to the eye doctors drunk makes you feel like your doing a sobriety test! They have to know..
the sex is SO much better when he thinks im going insane
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