why did i save someone in my phone as corn dildo?
he called me a worthless slut and then went 2 the bathroom 2 pee on the floor before leavin. but he was really hot and he left his jacket, should i call him?
I think that i just found proof that harry and ginny had sex
operation have a gay friend backfired
it was a sick party until you insisted on putting on "that's how I beat shaq"
my brother wants to know why there are wet balloons in his bed and i think you forgot to throw the condoms away but im too hungover to check if thats what hes talking about
Jeff just maced a waitress...it's way too early for this.
He lectured me about the dangers of drugs while wearing a sombrero and doing interpretive dance.
I like to think of you as more a magic eight ball of my life's journey?
There's something very strange about masturbating in a hotel room. I feel like I'm cheating on my room...
I actually just took 17 pictures of some guy at the gas station that needs to marry me now
Itd be nice if there was a level of interest in me somewhere in between the indifference and obsession that I've only been attracting
Stuck in the Minneapolis airport for 3 hours with an expense budget and a wine bar. This could get out of hand quickly.
Was it you I was with where I saw a guy open a beer with his butt?
Dude I love you. So much. Thank u. I'm safea. In allysi lns car. Mine towed. If u loved me ud leand me 500 in the morning. Sleep on it nd let me know.
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