But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
Down for casual relationships, more fun than catholic missionary, bring condoms and don't get attached.
He is such a gentleman, he paid for my plan b
if there werent so many compromising pictures of me in the hands of so many liberal friends, id consider going into politics
definitely just fell out of bed trying to plug in my phone. when did laziness start getting painful?
woke up laying on an empty pizza box and some guy was doing blow off my butt...i guess i should thank you.
130 PACKAGES of glow sticks! The going rate of a rave is $38.30! GET READY FOR THE GLORGY!!!!!!!!!!!!
You rubbing siracha on a cat with your feet is the opposite of what I want.
They tried to convince me I broke Alex's nose. Also they stranded me on the roof.
That's what they get for locking a drunk laxer in Mitch's car.
It'll just be like "PENIS HERE". In case you get lost.
You put your finger on my lips and told me 'the butt is nature's pocket'.
I don't remember that at all, but I stand by what I said
He slapped my ass and his clap-on light turned on.
How long have I been using my debit card as a coaster?
She was blacked out on the couch MASTURBATING and whispering to her boyfriend...who wasn't there. I yelled her name and she didn't even pause.
april was a good month for me, sexually...doubled my number, had a threesome, fucked a girl for the first time and two different boys in one night. there should be a medal
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