Well if yoir are still awake and secided to drink... You may aswell drink
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your life is more of a joke than dina lohan.
if you\'re going to compare me please pick the classy one. Michael Lohan.
We've got 2 weeks of college left-I want to feel like Gary Busey by graduation.
i dont understand why you dont get why i love him. i opened the bathroom door and he had his penis in his right hand and a mcdouble in his left.
I have pink band-aids all over my body, WHAT HAPPENED?
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These bathrooms are miraculous. I'd love to have sex in here. Wow. I've peed 5 times.
I have a huge bruise on my thigh that I am 95% sure is due to you repeatedly throwing me over couches.
FYI, grandma is already drunk and using a bed sheet as a table cloth.
We did hand stuff while watching teenage mutant ninja turtles so I guess you could say it's getting serious
I bet I give better head than any other PTA mom.
I am luring the porn star to my house with chicken!
I hate to be the bearer of bad news, but yours is no longer the biggest penis I've seen. It is however, still the prettiest.
Is it ok that I asked him half way through sex why he hadn't accepted my friend request yet?
My mom found my empty case that I hid in my room and just said "now why don't you be a responsible underaged drinker and throw it in the recycling" and walked away. I'm in shock.
We walked around last night for hours saying nothing but nom nom nom and barking at each other.
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