Do you think the new Crest Whitestrips Advance Seal would stay on while I give him head? It would be great to knock out 2 things at once...
He should be on Bizare Foods after who he ate last night
I just googled the nutrition facts for a mcgriddle and yet I still want to go to mcdonalds
a hangover this bad deserves a feeding tube
i dont know everytime i see her teeth i get erectile disfunction
the amount of times i have wished for a boxed wine emoticon is almost alarming. almosttt
We found a swing set....it's in the front yard.
He barely got in the door before she began to shriek like a banshee and punch him. His rainbow wig is still hanging from the front porch as a "warning to all other clowns".
Yeah I remember I tried to close her head in the freezer last night
WHY AM I THE ONLY ONE CONCERNED ABOUT THE SEAGULL IN THE OVEN
Remember when we partied so hard that dude died and it cockblocked you hooking up with my sister?
I forgot that happened. That's the second dude that died on a vacation I've been on
4 days in college, 3 frat parties. I haven't been this drunk since the unspeakable Jäger bomb incident in Sweden.
You can have my vag. Its useless without you.
so i went to the bathroom and my thong was on sideways... i guess that solves the mystery
She calls him the walking dildo to his face. That relationship is already fucked up.
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