Yeah but his hole really smells sometimes
I figured it out. hungover me hates drunk me, drunk me hates sober me, and sober me hates being sober. so yes, were blacking out tonight.
he asked if thats how we do it in the states..like there's cultural difference in fucking between canada and the us..
You didn't have enough money so you tried to convince the cashier that "four dollar foot long" rolled off the tongue better. Stop drinking. Immediately.
Just got a blow job while taking my online quiz. How is life in the dorms treating you?
Ya know, since we do have alot of sex with each other i figure i should wish you a happy valentines day
after all you did bang a few mechanics. you must have got some second hand skills by now for building us a go kart.
i just thought a plastic bag was my cat. i just pet a plastic bag. that high.
I ate breakfast with him. And by ate breakfast I mean we fucked on the kitchen table.
I fucked him twice and then he set me up with his teammate. This kid does wonders for me
Fireball goes down like mother's milk. Btw your housemate is naked
I legit feel like I had sex with Joey Fatone. Is that weird?
it was an ACCIDENT
it was a DICK
i wish i could put you in a lil box, and keep you for when i need to be blown
I successfully cockblocked 5 people in one night. I wasnt getting any, why should they.
Randomize
