I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
birth control should be required to get into college
it tasted disgusting. but i pretty much drank it in the name of science, and free alcohol
Did the math... it's Magna Cum Laude whether I get a 4.0 or a 0.0 this semester. I'm blacking out now, wake me up when I have to walk across the stage,
And in my birthday dress, with my friends, i peed on myself in line for the club. Still went in and partied. I remember pieces
I dunno. Last time I went there I had got sexually propositioned by a Belgian prince.
He pointed at some girls and said "I'm gonna have sex with them girls over there", and disappeared.
So mom called me from the hospital laughing her ass off. Apparently my sister is allergic to cocaine...
You told her that she shouldn't be allowed to wear clothes then when her roommate asked if you like her you said "no I just want to insert things into her"
I stand by it.
I'm surprised I didn't lose anything last night. Except maybe my dignity but other than that we gucci.
He shattered his pelvis base jumping so his dicks out of commission for 4 months. Your up, second string.
I drank a girls breast milk at this wedding. Shit was next level
I have found random beers stashed in my purse and microwave... Apparently I thought 2015 was gonna have a beer shortage
I need a job that does not involve working with people who wear animal costumes when they get fucked.
I'm not the kind of girl that sleeps with someone else's boyfriend. But I'm getting waxed just in case I change my mind...
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