I just googled "semen solvent" and got nothing. there has to be something that will wash this shit off!
I see a marketing opportunity
he changed my name in his contacts to "rick", so his mom wouldn't know he was texting me
I don't remember her name, all I remember is trying to suck the wedding ring off her finger.
I lost it last night. That was humiliating. Cincinnati is now covered in my puke.
I almost shit my pants in anger over your moral sanity.
The way I see it, everyone on campus has a fake, but I'm the only person who actually makes beer in their dorm.
I said geronimo as I came I'm not sure if he appreciated the doctor who reference or was just confused
Okay so my USC tutor just offered to eat me out. I think I'm definitely applying to USC.
can anyone on this campus do anything sober?
I don't know how or when he is sober long enough to donate plasma
I am not a slut. I'm just very open with how much I love to have sex. Stop judging.
IM GOING TO SIT ON YOUR FACE AND CHANT 'I BELIEVE THAT WE WILL WIN'
Omg this place. I'm at a neighborhood party. My mom has kissed two other moms. Where am I
Anyway, all that to say that tiny penises are a hassle.
what happened last night?!
you took a shot and then laid down on our kitchen table and passed out.. then when we tried to move you to the couch you screamed "no! i love tables"
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