There was jim beam in your oven. I just preheated it.
I'm sorry you missed class, the topic today is copy and paste. I'm not even kidding.
Don't get the hula weed. It makes you sleep walk in destructive and confusing ways. I'll explain on Saturday.
I'm having horrible flashbacks of being groped by Pauly Shore.
There's some muscle relaxers in my bedside table. Sorry if my dildo is in the bathroom.
dude there's no way we're going back in there for your puke shoes
oh come on since when have relationships been boundary lines for us
fair point
threw up in the kitchen showroom. home depot employee of the month.
hey dude, just got with the girl in H4. so mark H off the apartment list
haha we are half through our lease and already checked off 17 letters
I'd say things got weird when I started doing lines of molly in the box.
The family next to you was not pleased
He told me he was married and then fingered me on the kitchen counter. It was awkward to explaining the broken toaster to my roommates this morning...
Have I showed you the picture of my vagina with a little bang flag coming out of it?
all i remember is slapping you in the face with a slice of pizza while laughing maniacally.
We had sex and I never took my mets hat off... I feel like Duda knows and approves.
So I realize somewhere between mildly irritated and outright belligerently pissed is where you are, but as to location, where are you?
Randomize
