Heard it's your birthday. I can't send pictures, but go ahead and imagine my balls.
Eating a girl out that was just in the ocean does not make her taste like saltwater taffy
He's got a pretty small dick but he's a total sweetheart. I'm gonna buy a new dildo and just deal with it.
this is the second time this week i got a blowjob from a crying girl.
I'm sorry you were dumb enough to get played by a male cheerleader
Dont care what i do tnt just as long as i get to chug a beer in somebodys face
I'm scared to see what happens if we keep winning like this. I don't think there enough livers for every one after the season is over.
So unless we're getting married, I can't see him cry AND have sex with him. It just doesn't work like that.
We were still up at 6am, taking shots, because thats apparently how he liked to "get the day started".
You FaceTimed me to show me he was sucking your tit
even my drug dealer wished me a happy birthday before my mother did.
However, you did manage to order seven different drinks while fingering her at the packed bar - it was like watching the pizza men pound the dough in the windows
If you need me I'll be getting drunk in a chewbacca onsie like a real adult.
Mom said it is up to us to plan Thanksgiving. Hooters or Scores?
Or???
I like how I can go from sucking dick in the my basement to singing along to veggie tales with my family in a span of 10 minutes.
Randomize