Thats not how I planned it, its just the way she passed out
also, made friends with this 75 year old millionaire Tony who likes to mosh. Don't ask.
awoke with 47 plastic lawn flamingos in my bed and on surrounding floor. explanation?
you said they were your minions of evil that protected you from ferrets.
This is a mass text. Does anyone know where I am?
i love marijuana more then i could love a human baby.
I think drunk me is telling hungover me something... I just have to crack the code.
Beer is about to convince me to do something really stupid.
we're at Rob's house and just invented the best drinking game ever....we are on Chatroulette and everytime we see a dick we all have to drink.
Do you think if I puke at the gym they think is because I'm going hard walking on the treadmill?
Softest bathroom rug I've slept on in my life, there have been many
Liquid roulette time! Black Mystery Cups are filled with either ipecac, whiskey, or NyQuil. Let's have fun
It was fine. Until I accidentally shit on his floor.
do you know of a way I can die but like NOT die? like not being unconcious, just ascending to an astral plane for a few weeks or months in real world time so i can sort my issues out away from the rigors of life kinda deal, you know?
I HAVE A STRAIGHT LINE ACROSS MY ASS ABOUT THE WIDTH OF A SLIM JIM. ERICA!
it was weird i started the party in just my underwear and woke up in my clothes
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