can you pick up canola oil? she lives by wegmans
who is canola oil?
you're an idiot.
I don't care how hungover you are were not listening to enya
double majoring has taught me only that psych majors are sluttier than govt majors
The goblet must only be used for good. And vodka. And anything t-pain would be proud of.
Sorry my moustache came off because I was face first in a layered bucket full of jello shots.
You are a finance major, can I use my 529 account for your bail?
I'm worried my skin won't stretch enough to handle this boner. Then what?
Just to warn you I probably wont be able to do anything that involves standing up
And then, I saw the prophecy come to fruition. It was the Dick of Destiny.
Well at least the house will be decorated when u get evicted.
Im sorry i offered the man at mcdonalds your hand in marriage in exchange for some french fries
he pissed the bed, like I literally woke up and he was pissing right beside me. With the electric blanket he's lucky he didn't get electrocuted
They found you popping and locking it alone in the parking lot
If waffles and beer don't scream "fuck me!" then I don't know what else to do.
I'm hungover from the 8pm vodka and still drunk from the 5am beer.
Randomize