White boys cant dance....we did an empirical study
we went back to her place to bone only to find her boyfriend having sex.. with MY girlfriend
she keeps a pillow, blanket, and a pack of saltines under the bathroom sink, for "rough nights".
remember that response paper i wrote naked, at 745am still drunk with a naked dude in my bed? yeah, totally got an a- on that. and he loved my insight.
That's two mile stones in one shot. A ginger and that's my third ashley.
Dude.. You paid a stripper $50 to listen to you cry last night.
party gras won. party gras always wins.
you shall refer to me as my indian name from now on...running with dumb cunts
You guys don't happened to be dressed as gladiators, do you?
He's rescued me passed out naked on the playground next door and I've rescued him passed out naked in the middle of campus. That's why we're a great couple.
and i do believe that will be the last time you send me a photograph of our mother in her underwear.
Of course I have a pirate flag
They live across the street from a school baseball field so they have porter potties across the street and let's just say that I'm grateful they exist
I DONT WANT YOUR DICK. I WANT BRUNCH.
My fuck it list is complete! I finally got a firefighter!
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