What ever happened to making out with a few boob grabs here and there?
There's guys at my school running around throwing potatoes shouting "remember the famine." makes me proud to be Irish.
For the amount I put out, I should be going on way more dates.
the moment we started interpretive dancing last night wouldve been a good time to stop drinking.
Haha pretty bummed I didn't stay night yesterday after the bj fest you described
I was in the bathroom puking up mountains of tequila and when he came to help me, I held the door shut and kept yelling at him to let me be a lady.
I forgot to tell you, wear something you can puke on Saturday. We're christening this marriage with a shot of jager. NOT KIDDING.
Was so close to hoppin on it but then I realize it's not a dick and I needed to keep walking. Primal instincts.
The best part of the night was you shouting "I have to take the LSAT tomorrow" between shots of fireball.
I almost wanna stick a tampon in and sneeze bent over to see if it actually shoots out
Appreciate the offer but I'm a huge fan of penis
What do you mean? Just eat his food and have sex with him. Unless you want a relationship, then just eat his food.
premonition: im going to wake up covered in mashed potatoes
I sharted in my christmas pjs :(
I refuse to go to a doctor for a sex injury, not when I've come so far already
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