I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
New drinking game: drink every time the guy whose room we are in is creepy
enjoy the hospital
maybe all of them together would equal one normal sized dick.
She rubs her butt on the bed & then she growls..
He's gotten way too comfortable around me. He came into the bathroom and took a shit while I was in the shower.
I'm making progress with her.. She actually looked at me today and gave me a dirty look. Things are going real good.
The guy in 209 is masturbating with the door cracked again
Hey fuck you and your taint. I'm just riding a canoe called life, back the fuck off. P.s. I need a ride
So squirting runs in the family.
remember our old mantra: why can't life be as easy as we are?
If you hit me with your dick and make light saber noises we are breaking up. I don't care if it's your birthday, you are not a sex Jedi.
So is singing the star wars theme as I put the condom on off limits?
What can i say, i'm an artist. I think deep thoughts. In between the homoerotica and pterodactyl noises
You called me at 3 am laughing like an idiot. Apparently you consider breaking out of the hospital to be a lifetime achievement.
Just brought out that old CCM hockey helmet. The one covered in sharpie penises with "DRUNK BUCKET" written across the front. The number of tally marks / initials from tonight's drunk stunts alone is equal parts inspiring and alarming.
I came home and my mom goes "why are you barefoot and where the hell are your shoes?" and I replied "I have French fries"
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