Is it bad that everytime I read or hear "Woo Hoo" I immediately think of sex because of The Sims?
Todays outfit involves shorts with embroidered fish. This kids gonna die.
i saw her thong sticking out from across the bar...that was my cue
im at a loss of words.... a stripper is dancing to a Justin Bieber song.
Drunk tip #47: Its better to overestimate how many plastic bottles itll take to urinate in, rather then underestimate.
Well technically because of daylight savings, I only lasted 15 mintues.
Def regretting not writing "will blow for extra credit" on my last final
These shoes are way too nice for a walk of shame. Its how I keep myself in line.
I was standing when I hit it. I barely made it to the couch before the walls started turning into people.
I told the DJ last night to play Third Eye Blind before 1:45 and just pointed at him as I walked away. He didn't do it and at 1:45 I just walked out pointing at him, without my friends
Not only does DQ have s'mores shakes, sonic has a hot dog in a pretzel bun, and Wendy's has a burger in a pretzel bun. Important things are happening.
My 12 o'clock class is an all star team of my ex's hook ups
I'm so baked, I spent the last hour trying to screencapture the cracks on my phone.
I wanted to write an apology letter to my vagina after that.
i dunno but you just looked at him said "youre making me really wet" and straight pissed your pants
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