do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
ugh, today is just one of those 'get high before your 8am class' days.
Im sitting on the exxon bathroom floor, idk if its healthy but it sure is cold
You should never talk to him again. Unless its you knocking on the door and punching his dick.
Me. blonde. Sex. Dance floor.
do you know how much drugs we can buy now that you got that raise at work
That bar is one yeast infection away from total annihilation.
Blah blah blah. Just come home and put a baby in me.
I'm so busy i barely have time to have sex with myself. I have to talk myself into it like an old married couple.
He was talking up his golf swing like other guys talk up their dick. Is this adult dating or just another flavour of douchery?
I was basically just fingering myself and thinking about space.
I JUST AGREED TO GO TO A CHILD'S BIRTHDAY PARTY AT A PLACE CALLED PUZZLE'S FUN DOME WHY DO I HATE MYSELF
After 2 minutes he came and said, "thanks for everything". I can't wait to hear what he says next time when I do more than just lay there.
How drunk was I last night?
You tried to unlock a door with your dick. That drunk.
Not the explanation for the cock bruise that I was looking for.
long story short... we may or may not have lost your car.
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