On friday while at the hotel bar by myself (creepy) I made friends w/ a millionaire who said he may be running for the position of mayor in richmond va (likely a lie). At one point during our discourse he asked if I was crazy. In the effort of full disclosure I looked him in the eye and said yes
I don't know what prompted his inquiry, clearly this man had impeccable intuition
Everything went well, until I walked into his bedroom and there was a Ronald Reagan poster watching over his bed - creepy
In case you were wondering, you weren't dreaming. I really did get stuck between my bed and the wall last night.
His friends call him "Gasm".... Im going for it.
i just made mint juleps with bourbon and fresh breath strips. i am the macgyver of alcohol.
We fucked to techno music while he wore shin guards... best sex ever.
At one point they were sandwiching me, both petting my stomach, mad dogging each other. Then they somehow telepathically decided to both try to pull my pants down. Such nice guys.
I just hope when I turn 21, it doesn't tank my entire semester.
Robert just walked in drunk, grabbed my Jameson from me, told me to let him do his thing, and spilled it all over the coffee table. Then he told me to grab a funnel because he was going home.
Honestly you'd think more guys would be happy to date a cute female dealer, but apparently something about safety or whatever
I'm going to stop at grocery on the way home. I'm CRAVING wine from a sippy cup. We have neither wine nor sippy cups.
Sigh. I'll find the right guy one day.
Prince charming is right around the corner and will be freaky as shit!
I can't wait to shower all this regret off of me
I had to say goodbye to one of my fuck buddies last night. He's voting for Trump, we shouldn't be doing it anyways.
Have u seen my vagina and my gorilla costume? Im in need of it.
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