It smells like weed.
We are in Boulder, Everything smells like weed.
mmmm my 21st bday fucking sucks all my best friends are pregnant...selfish assholes. they just couldnt wait til after my bday.
Im so hungover
Come over i have rolls
Ecstasy rolls or Challah rolls?
I just added her as a friend on Facebook. I met her 5 minutes ago and there are already more than 50 pics of me uploaded... from other nights.
is facebook stalking your hot therapist socially acceptable?
The drunken tricycle race really added some class to the Tour de Franzia. Until everyone wiped out and started puking.
He came in my eye, I lost my earring and all of his friends saw me topless. Happy New Year to you as well.
The trip involved octopus tentacles coming from the little holes in my TV's speakers. The beauty of the nonexistant symbolism had me in tears.
are you still mad that doritos made their way into my sex life
.....a litte
Over 50% of the drunkest nights I have ever had began with me saying "I'll just drink my dinner" to you.
Do you know why I woke up with a half peeled lemon in my purse with a post-it that said "eat me" on it?
SOS... STANDING IN THE BAR NEXT TO MY BF AND THE GUY WHO I HOOKED UP WITH ON CHRISTMAS DAY..
I think he's like Cher he's going to live forever but not as scary looking
I just gave them my two week notice. Now is the perfect time to fuck my boss's son
You guys do the cocaine and I'll do the dishes.
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