I was about to buy asher roth's album and then i realized he was a ginger. can't support
Also thongs make me have to fart a lot.
theres no point in washing my sheets anymore. its always going to be a fine layer of booze and semen.
i'm at the gym and so are four guys who have seen my tits. i need winter break.
He came on my face and told me I looked like a gingerbread house.
Been at work for four hours and just discovered the chairs in my office double as a napping surface. Most productive thing I've done all day
When else am I ever going to have a chance to do lines with T-Pain?
He is crying over the toilet and his friends just came in and tried to make him take another jello shot.
Thank you for FINALLY joining the Slutasorus Rex club in this conversation.
The 4th is next week. If we don't get to a new level of high, we will be letting down George Washington.
But the sex is so much better when he already has a girlfriend
he would snap chat his dick as like Harry Potter
Holy shit, we're married as fuck.
I just sold Adderall to a priest, im not quite sure how I feel about this situation
The waxing lady fingered me during my brazilian. 40 dollars well spent
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