No more parties with babies... I can't do that again.
Someone told me that drinking would get me no where in life. Drinking has gotten me everywhere in life.
whenever he goes down on me he looks at me and I just want to poke him in the eyes
We have zombies coming, and all you can think about is cock.
Seriously I just dipped a banana in vodka I really need to stop drinking
I think my hookup is starting to fall for me. Time to break his heart.
I dunno if you guys are having weird sex or a most accurate bird sound contest but either way stop doin it
We BOTH lost our virginities there. It's basically a landmark.
My dad just told me I can't passout in the driveway after the 4th of July parade this year, again
Last night I somehow got INCREDIBLY wasted & thought it was a good idea to make a group chat with all the guys I'm hooking up with and just say "bye." soo I'm hiding out till next week.
Taking dicks and breaking hearts, no better life
Fireball goes down like mother's milk. Btw your housemate is naked
just found a picture from last night.
the one of you riding a horse with nothing but a bulletproof vest on?
uhm.... no?...
My sinuses still burn from snorting red wine last night.
Our baby is creepy.
That's how we know it's ours. haha
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