billy ray cyrus is narrating a show on the history channel. my iq cant decide whether to go up or down.
GO HOME AND LIKE EVERYTHING ON COLT'S FACEBOOK UNTIL 2007.
Wtf it's a Friday night?
PRIORITIZE.
this crazy girl in up in Dennys is going crazy because Bob Saget just texted her.
you two started sword fighting with 3 ft tall spruce trees you pulled out of planters
It's a 2 hour train ride a 7 in the morning, of course we're bringing alcohol
Also. This Ativan makes me feel fearless. I think we need an exciting new hobby for when we take it. How do you feel about ghost hunting?
Here's the thing, you got road head in two different cars tonight. You feel lucky yet?
fuck it. im taking monday off to do some Jagering.
its ok, the prom king gave me his crown to puke in
I'm going to text my booty call and tell him nevermind, that I got the job finished by myself. That will teach him to text back faster.
This lesson is brought you by a psychology class.
Dude. You stood in a corner laughing your ass off while folding clothes, facing the wall. Yes, they were weed brownies..
Ya. My thumbs are those buffalo's, but my legs are spirits and my torso is that Indian guys and my head is the eagle
I'm like a freaking volcano of life and sexual frustrations
The twitch Bob Ross stream is the happiest little hangover cure ever.
Reminder to self: never have sex on a trampoline. Trampoline burn hurts worse than carpet burn.
Randomize
