fuck, i think i'm broken. Alchyhol air mattress = the suck.
Are you guys doing anything tonight?
Krysta
i'm pretty sure god just pointed at me and laughed
I would have been "that girl" at the party last night if it wasn't for that girl who puked in the potted plant...
Is it bad that when I see babies I feel bad for them because its going to be forever until they are 21?
Eating in charleston sc at a seafood place called "hymans". Like normal I had no problem finding it.
Operation Purity has been aborted
you handled that situation with as much grace as someone puking involuntarily could
she was pooping while we were on video chat. new level of love.
Wanna hang out, and by hang out I mean go get plan B... and maybe lunch, but mostly plan b
Definitely but only if you hit on the 16 year old in the karate class as part of your waffle and gin fueled sexually deprived rage.
BUT YOU MUST FINISH YOUR QUEST
TO FIND THE HOLY GRAIL
AND GET DRUNK OFF YOUR ASS BY DRINKING OUT OF IT
When in doubt, it's too much cheese
Just remembered when I first started going down on him he goes "ok now I feel a little better about the broncos losing"
I want your cock. I also want to cuddle you and tell you how amazing you are, because you know balance.
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