I like how washing the beer bong is now a regular part of washing the dishes.
Wanna hang out, and by hang out I mean go get plan B... and maybe lunch, but mostly plan b
i want us to warm up up with us making out while i lay you down touching and feeling all the spots you know are going to get you warmed up. im gonna move down your body kissing every inch as i move down past your panty line ;)
Did you watch the carolina game tonight?
Shirtless guy staggering down the sidewalk, puking into a Prada shopping bag. Ahhh, the walk of shame in Boystown.
THEY AREN'T MARRIED. PUT ON YOUR HOMEWRECKING PANTIES AND GET TO WORK. NO EXCUSES.
I mean I kinda plunged vagina first into my last relationship
It took me three days, but I managed to nearly get arrested on my way out of LA. Made it to the airport. Crisis averted, though. The real crime is, my flight is delayed two hours.
How do you clean puke off a stuffed bear?
I want you more than I want a burrito.
I'm not as filling.
Beer and Reeses. dinner of champions
I booty texted him nothing but three exclamation points at 3:05am and he was in my bed 17 minutes later, lest you think punctuation is not important.
It happend again, swimming on the floor... Vodka is my friend
Nice classy night out before we roll our faces off
a reward? ill think of something
if its not drugs or food I swear to god ill throw a fit
With a word you would own me. At your command I would walk to your house completely naked.
Randomize
