is it wrong to smoke out middle schoolers?
yes...dear jesus what did you do?
bwahaha. ask your little brother in about 20 minutes. im dropping him off.
Vanillla milkshakes are the new Gold Bond. Will explain later.
My 54 year old father just sent me a YouTube link on my school email titled "Walrus sucks his own dick" and then wrote in the email "I wish I were a walrus". What the fuck is wrong with my family?
He said he had to make up a lie of why he couldnt sleep with her. It must really suck to have a sunburned dick.
No. one of us needs a degree and I am already the alcoholic friend. I can't do everything
there is no excuse for drinking mascato in your room alone while listening to one-hit wonders from the 90s
Was there a Canadian at your party or did I dream that?
How do you tell someone who's buying a pregnancy test to have a nice day .... Like how
i'm totally cool with all the dick sucking you're doing down there, but as your brother i think i'm supposed to warn you our parents will be home in 5
Maybe I'll make your dreams come true and pee on you tomorrow.
I'm seeing double so when I get home can we have a threesome?
There is a fake eye lash glued to one of my balls.
When we sit on the couch watching TV, she always cups her hand around my balls. Not sure if it's a sign of affection or a "power play" to remind me just how vulnerable I am if she chooses to make an aggressive squeeze.
Someone puked in my crockpot. Your friends can’t come over any more.
I love random hookups in covid sex. Usually girls think me about a one and a half to a two and a half but now that I got this mask on I'm a Solid 6.
Randomize
