I dont need to watch it. And stop comparing your life to Entourage.
is it bad that i have made the decision to never travel to vienna simply because of that transvestite that won the bachelor?
dont start drinking without me
I was giving him a handjob and he commented that he loved my nailpolish....I'm destined to die a fag hag
False alarm it was margarita mix all over my hands not blood
i need to start using my dry humping skills. i was dry humping champion in 7th grade
U should just post that picture of u two on facebook with the caption, does anyone know this girl? If so please tell her to take plan b, thanks
I joked that if anyone could fuck a 35 year old woman while wearing head bands and arm sweat bands it's you and look what happens.
idk man, i just want to be a bad influence for future generations
You rolled around on the floor, yelled about being a "half-zombie" and bit that guy on the leg who was hitting on me.
Yes. We drank 3/4 of a handle of vodka, fried and ate a 3lb package of bacon, I tackled the neighbors snowman, made snow angels in our underwear, and then fucked all night. Christmas success.
I had 17 beers 2 days ago. I'm not dad material yet
THAT BEAUTIFUL FACE AND HEAVENLY LIGHTING IS NOT HELPING THE NOT DEAD POINT HOW DO I NOT KNOW YOU ARE NOT TEXTING ME FROM THE AFTERLIFE
The after life smells like latex gloves and hand soap
You don't get to call me bro after you've had your dick in me.
Thanks a lot dude. I'm grateful to you for your gift of pure piss.
She lured me back to her place with pizza and tits. I was totally helpless
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