i'm going to rape that little man
omg not your brother
dude, you're never picky with who you hook up with, have a little dignity
nah man, chicks are like pokemon, gotta catch \'em all
I think my multiple attempts of taking his life, no matter how unintentional they were, has put a damper on our friendship
He came on my face. Threw a towel at me. Stole my weed. And left. I thought this would be over after we graduated?
No, i will not have sex with him again. It felt like he was trying to bulldoze his way through me. My vagina is on strike.
getting up at 8am to start drinking seemed like a much better idea before I had to wake up at 8am
I just woke up tangled in fishing line while wearing someone else's bathing suit with fishes drawn all over me. What kind of sex did we have?
Lol what? Monday night impromptu acid drop was the alternative.
Brightest idea yet: lets drink enough at ladies-drink-free nights to make up for the cost of tampons. Breaking even on having vaginas!
Maybe he injected his testicle?
If it snows I'm making an igloo and getting wasted in it
I need to wear something that says I would have sex with you but I'm not going to
Snow days are when you really appreciate that your neighbor is on your bang roster.
I'm asking you this because you're my dad....is coke a drug I should try?
i said cake fell into my bra, you stood up and yelled "Im coming soldier", leaped acrossed the couch and started motorboating my boobs. i would have been cool with it if your mom didnt keep calling me the "lesbiainizer"
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