sooooo how many boyfriends is too many?
She put baby oil on her toes and i am not legally allowed to talk about what happened
i walked toward the cop car thinking it was the liquor store lights nd by that time it was too late to escape the trap
I just got a high school volleyball teams practice cancelled because I slept with the head coach through their practice time.
THEY'RE. IN. YOUR. BED. THEY RANDOMLY SHOW UP. AND GET IN YOUR BED.
the problem with having sex for lunch when its 98 degrees outside is that I can't tell if its sweat or semen running down my leg as I walk back in the office
Pretty sure I can show you the text you sent me stating some interest in my penis entering your mouth if said circumstances were met.
you left saying you wanted to "go piss on that girl's doorstep" and we didn't see you the rest of the night
that actually explains a lot
no dude free pina colada`s taste like what I would expect my penis to taste like except gay-er.
We need a fire pit. Meat. And a keg.I mean like a cow we just carve from. And cook it. We can use the milk from the udder to make White Russians
The struggle bus crashed, rolled down a mountain, and went on fire, and I was on it ugh.
I just want to sing to him and rub baby oil on his head
I think I ejaculated my soul out.
Don't Richard Nixon her vagina
He’s perfect! He listens to Genesis during sex and has a VW bus!
You really are from the panhandle, aren’t you?
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