I don't think he has that. His apartment was pretty much a tv and a bed. Topless girl calendar and a glass of water to put out cigarettes.
Ill pay your DUI fine if you just come see me nooooowwwww
no. its 2:30am and im not going to jail for a booty call
My poor mother should have just stuffed me back up her vagina when she had the chance.
Fourth time I had to be woken up in the line of Whataburger in two weeks. First time my shirt was free of vomit.
So I've gone into the break room to heat up a styrofoam cup 8 times over the course of 4 hours.. that desperate to see him. Now I have a broken heart AND cancer.
like teasing for 28 minutes, then the very last 2 minutes is where is ALL goes down. I'm talking, rings off, stable sitting position, hand job madness.
Just because im a good person doesn't mean that I don't reserve the right to be a complete dick about it.
I can feel my ovaries exploding thinking about them.
Alive.
So much puke
You're right. I woke up today with my ugly sweater still on and no pants. I'd say it was a successful night.
the kid next to me in math class is drawing gay porn. it's good, but that is beside the point
She said I'm going to get you stoned and have you fuck me on the couch.
And our sex soundtracks thus far have been metal and Star Wars
You set a couch on fire in my brothers backyard?
Just the cushions
I couldn't be more proud to be a cougar. Just wondering how these twenty somethings learned how to fuck so well? Must be porn.
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