My "High Times" magazine came in today, as well as my girlfriend's new sex toys. We're calling in sick today.
he recorded me cumming with the t-pain app on his iphone
the $50 fast cash from checking button should just be retitled "8th of weed"
don't get me wrong, i love how you're fun and free spirited. but there are some situations...like shooting down a bottle of sambuca standing in the shallow end topless surrounded by my friends
Still can't believe they give people like us a drivers license and college degree.
You basically tried to anal probe my passed out friend with a lamp
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
so when our kids ask "when did you know you loved mommy?" you're gonna say "when she sent me emoticons about slobbing on my knob?"
I've got the dick your vagina needs, but not the one it deserves right now.
It's like weed even makes my glasses better. Everything is so bright and clear and beautiful!
Of course it may just be the context. A dish of dog food would look lovely next to your breasts.
If she's over 40, she won't believe you if you say " I'm only going to put the head in"
How the hell could he be confused. He had a naked girl running to him. I feel like he would enjoy that.
You know its an epic night when omar the garbage man gives you a ride home at 6 in the morning.
she was just meowing in the corner eating frozen chicken nuggets
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