I bet farrah fawcett is having words with michael jackson in heaven for stealing her thunder
I wish you could see the look on my boss's face right now.
wtf?
Before you passed out in the middle of the NHL 10 party you had to prove that you were a better fighter than Patrick Kane. Your not. Thanks for the black eye dipshit.
Just used my last prints at the library for brackets instead of final reviews. Hello March.
If we were to wake in ur bed together, what are the 3 words you would say to me?
Get out now.
So, we're going at it on the sink when a German kid walks in and starts brushing his teeth. I love hostel sex.
I swear it started with good intentions but then my slutty side took over and we started playing strip checkers
Using that mug my little cousin painted for me as an ashtray for my weed...at least next time he asks me if I'm using it I can say yes
spotted: something called the tunnel of opression. i feel like if we patricipated we wouldnt even be phased or we could run it better than them
Let's get drunk and put things on the grill that have no right to be there.
Happy birthday, America.
Let's play the game let's see how long Kayla can be sober
I think he's only dating me for my ass...
So I just watched a seagul attack my boss and steal his food in the parking lot. Today might not be a bad day lmfao.
ITS THE CIIIIIIRCLE OF SLUUUUUUUTS
He paid for a 5 star hotel suite and I raided the mini bar after he left. I think that’s bad karma. Want some pringles?
I finally selected an outfit that says "I'm not easy" but still shows off the tittays.
Randomize
