So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
Gte hit a new low, I took a poopnap, passed out mid poop on the toilet.
Had to use Google translator to be able to tell the cleaning lady not to throw away the condoms we have strategically placed throughout the house.
when i came out to my mom, it was over brunch. i was eating a banana. not exactly my smartest breakfast choice.
hand shaped bruises on both boobs again....i wish i could say this is the first time.
there's a picture of you and pauly shore at a starbucks on my phone
I feel like everytime I call him he's either fucking or getting into trouble. It's really disturbing that he presses the answer button and then proceeds to fuck her harder.
I want a burrito.
Truly, you are the voice of a generation.
Waking up to find your mom holding your birth control pills and telling you I suggest you take this
You got her pregnant one week before your vasectomy? You couldn't wait one week to cheat on me?
I can't go to class, I have all this weed to sell
I sat on the bathroom floor yelling "hell hath no fury!" for about 20 minutes.
It's definitely revenge time.
I have like three friends I don't have sex with, what did you expect
not being a booty call is very strange. Who knew there was so much time for activities at night!
i woke up on the couch at 5:24am, hangover, craving for some ribs, but i only had a bag of cheetos and a half empty beer. man what a breakfast.
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