Last night was proof dads should hug their daughters more
Or they can chase TEQUILA shots with it. I don't know why my phone capitalizes TEQUILA.
and everything will be beautiful and nothing will hurt and we will eat nachos
Sometimes I look at the people in school that are obviously very diligent and on top of their studies, and then I wonder why they don't smoke weed.
in the middle of fucking he asked me if i had gotten a haircut because he noticed i didnt have split ends anymore. i dont know what to think
Hate sex is good. Drunk sex is better. Combine those two however and you get the best experience of your LIFE.
I hooked up with a guy dressed as Justin Timberlake, while dressed as Britney Spears. Fuck Jessica Biel, all my 90's dreams are coming true.
Back. Waiting on Thong the shuttle bus driver. THONG
it was so good i reconsidered my staunch atheism
She started snoring post sex, so I drunkenly walked 8 miles at 4am to go fishing. Please come pick me up
NO FUCKBOY SHALL PASS OPERATION #BITCHMODE HAS SUCCEEDED
My hair tie broke, stole my one-night stands daughters pink sparkly one. BEST hair-tie I have ever used...
He deserves a nobel prize for his dick-giving abilities. 10/10, would ride again.
Soooooooo high. David tried to rinse the water droplets out of the sink for 5 minutes
How can i make it up 2 u?
DREW I AM SMOKING POT AND FUCKING. WE CANNOT DISCUSS THIS AT THIS PARTICULAR JUNCTURE.
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