I'll write directions out on a napkin and slip it to him. Then say P.S. The UTI is gone.... that's not creepy at all right?
I may have just googled Muppet Treasure Island drinking game
Double fisting Gray Goose bottles. We've officially ruined her.
just saw a guy driving a atv down the highway in a tux.... only in Iowa...
I just remembered our "im drunk enough to look at your vagina" conversation. Is that offer still valid? I really think I need a second opinion
So if you want this MFM threesome thing to happen the other guy is here and willing
cassie wtf are you alive??! no one has seen you for like seven hours whereeee did you go
IS IT POSSIBLE FOR A GUY TO NOT HAVE BALLS
All three roommates are gay and in women's studies. Ive already been informed that all penetration is rape. This is not the college experience I signed up for.
I'm at a bar. It's body paint Wednesday. All of the waitresses are topless. Help me
I got about 15 snapchats from you with your hand saying "you want cheese sticks" or something like that and one of some weird looking weed
Tis the season to play Pocahontas! (AKA: Eat a bunch of acid and run around the yard barefoot, the first person to see the colors of the wind, wins!)
My sex toys have been held in customs for almost a month now. They're British, what the hell?!?
He yanked my breathe right strip off in the middle of me riding him.
Dude. All I know is that I woke up on the floor with two naked chicks who don't speak English.
Clutch
I did a line off of, and then danced on top of a table older than this country.
Harvard is great.
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