I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
Just found out for my occult lit class (history of cults) final project is making a spellbook. Hello last term of college.
I feel like I was just dunked in a tub of beer and then thrown in a giant dryer with rocks in it.
My fingers feel amazing. Their going like 100 MPH!!
HOLY SHIT. SHIT THAT IS HOLY. HOLY OF THE SHIT.
Some idiot from high school is in the hospital for bonging three beers up his ass
He should have died. Natural selection.
LOOK AT MY HAIR, DOES THIS LOOK LIKE THE HAIR OF A PERSON WHO HAS HER LIFE TOGETHER?
I can smell the sangria seeping out of my pores
We were basically fucking on the dance floor. People kept buying us drinks. It really only encouraged us.
Dave called me blind fucking drunk thinking he was going to die from drinking with drake bell(wtf?) saying "it's all that drake motherfucker's fault" and later proceeded to tell me "you are my twitter"
I was in a penguin suit. Dick out. I am confident in the value of my pic.
so, i guess i gotta chill on showing up to work hungover... someone anonymously left a bible in my work mailbox (no one else got one)
I don't think I have face palmed that many times in such a short period. And I've worked tech support.
i do my most serious thinking while screwing her. ive pondered everything from quantum physics to the life cycle of a badger. if i keep this up ill have a phd in no time.
Your not drunk until you have to grab on to the grass to keep from falling off the earth.
The amount of illegal things I've done this weekend is astounding.
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