i just saw a homeless guy running after a pigeon, catch it and put it in his jacket pocket. I'm not sure if the bird is now his pet or dinner!
Omg. Well, welcome to Oakland...
Seriously. Doesn't matter if I went out last night, work is like crafts class w.a side of facebook
if you ever come into my room screaming for me to set up rockband at 4:45 am ever again i will kill you
she met some random, took his vcard, peed in his bed, left, and then requested him as her boyfriend on facebook
It's gotten to the point where even copying off yahoo answers is still way too much work.
i got really high and listened to the spongebob squarepants theme song and, i swear to god, it was in german.
i am YELPING strip clubs. This is interesting.
There was no way out of it, seeing as I left my photo ID right next to the vomit.
i think i figured out where our problem might have started...when we poured more tequila on top of out margaritas to melt the ice bc they were too cold
hahaha or putting rum in the bbq sauce?
Just finished putting caution tape around the tv. Sober me needs to prepare.
I hope you gays don't get too crazy after DOMA. Gay divorces aren't any better than straight ones.
He told me to take off work and bring a bathing suit. If this doesn't involve six flags hurricane harbor or sex in a hotel pool I'm going to be disappointed.
this place is dumb. no one understands my Sunday morning alcoholism here.
premonition: im going to wake up covered in mashed potatoes
We never leave a bad bitch behind. its a party foul..we'll find you somehow
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